my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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