Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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