I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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