yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
We smell like vodka and hangover
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