What a fucking waste of an outfit
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
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