I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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