Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i wish my penis had a tongue
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
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