Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
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