i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I puked a lego.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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