you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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