Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
We have started to decorate penises.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
