: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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