Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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