If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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