I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
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