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I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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