In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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