my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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