They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Can Purell be used as lube?
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
God I need to hump something, right now.
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