so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
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