So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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