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theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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