Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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