quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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