He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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