At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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