Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Randomize
