party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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