I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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