Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Two words: nipple clamps
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