Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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