i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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