Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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