We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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