im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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