New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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