He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
