You really coming over, don't trick.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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