I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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