Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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