i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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