Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Randomize
