are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i need an iv and a liver transplant
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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