Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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