Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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