Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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