Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
