i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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