I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Shitshow foam night was such a success
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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