East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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