I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
The ass gains better be worth it
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