hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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