your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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