And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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