i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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