I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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